Cookie Friday!

Every freakin Friday I have to make cookies for the tenants in our buildings. I will have made a total of 24 dozen cookies by 1:00pm. This is suppose to be done on top of all my work! This is pissing me the hell off. I spend all day making cookies with no help, they even have the nerve to ask me to make extras so they can take home. Who the hell do I look like? My mother is not Mrs. Fields, my father damn sure ain't Famous Amos and I do not look like a Keebler Elf!!!!! I said all of that to say; MAKE YOUR OWN FREAKIN COOKIES!!!!! I don't do extras, if you want some to take home make 'em yourself. I swear I'm about to call a meeting about this shyt. Trust me they do not want to hear my mouth(lol).

After I make all 24 batches of cookies, I have to go put them in the lobbies of each building. Before I can even make it back to my office they are half way gone. You would think that grown ass people would be able to take one cookie and keep it movin. Oh no, this is too simple. We have some tenants that steal the cookies. How in the hell do you steal free cookies? There is one person in particular, we have named her Cookie Monster. Not just because she steals the cookies, but because she also looks like freakin cookie monster! I have posted a picture of her below:
Just image cookie monster wearing some of those ugly croc shoes(doesn't matter what color, she has them all). Now I have to have security stand guard over the cookies. Seriously folks, I'm tired of going through this every single Friday! My lazy ass Assistant Manager(that is another post) needs to help, especially when her fat ass is eating all the damn cookies!!! GO TO HELL OTIS SPUNKMEYER! IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN THE STREETS, THAT UR ASS!!!!!